I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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