i love accidental penises.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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