let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
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