You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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