We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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