So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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