i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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