It's never too late to be topless.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
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