i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Come on in and take your pants off
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