Capitaan dildo arrescate!
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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