If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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