Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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