Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
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