I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
Randomize
