I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
Randomize
