Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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