Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Tip for today: never try to fart and swallow at the same time. You'll end up choking on whatever you are currently swallowing and shit yourself from the freakout of choking.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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