She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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