It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
I understand Curling. That high.
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
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