The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
someone took a shit in my car last night and left $5 on the seat...
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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