This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
sick fucks of a feather flock together
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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