birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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