i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
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