if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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