I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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