called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
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