PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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