Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
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