Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Randomize
