Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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