we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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