I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
Randomize
