So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
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