I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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