Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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