Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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