So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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