The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
how does that bad decision feel?
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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