I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
Randomize
