In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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