I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
Is that strawberry winking at me??
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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