yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
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