We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
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