1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
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