I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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