Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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