I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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