My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
false alarm, still single
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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