If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
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