There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
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He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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